Are you a real person? No, actually the funny thing about that is I'm a holographic noodle. But people are so silly they never notice...
How long have you been making websites? I've been making them since about 4th grade..which was about seven years ago.
What happened to your layouts/css pages? I took them down, because a few people were accusing me of stealing them. There are tons of layout/css sites so i figured it was a waste of time.
So then do you make your own layouts and css? Yup, I do. You can tell because they're terrible! yay. Also, I never change my layouts and stuff, I've had the same layout for 2 years. And I know i could make a better one....but...meh. I'm lazy.
Why is all your text so small!! I cant read it. I like small text. I have really bad eyes, and I can read it. So if you cant, move a little closer to your computer screen.
Do you like text boxes too?? Yes indeed.
i hate you. ._. That's not a question dearie. but i still love you.
Moo? Stop it! Gah.
Are those real questions from people, or did you just make them up? Nope...they're real. Although they might be from a certain schoolmate of mine who likes to annoy me. Yes'm.
I go to your school and i am in your grade, do you know who i am? Yeah. You be a stupid ignorant weasel who doesnt think im godly o.o; its ok, you can be amazed by my insightfulness if you so desire.
Do you realieze you spell things wrong? I realize you did that to insult me o_O' Of course I do, i am quite aware i am not so good at spelling and i usually know when something is spelled wrong, but i dont care enough to fix it.
why don't u like hockey, kati?? Hockey is a sport, and in general, i dont like sports. why? because i'm uncoordinated and i think they are pointless. I know i am like the only one who feels this way, but thats only because nobody is as non-athletic as me! yay!
Why dont you ever give me a straight answer? What are you talking about? I'm usually blunt.
Can i have a picture of you? ;D Um, no...no, you cannot.
What is wrong with you, little girl? I think I am more important-er than everyone, I think that if something is wrong, it is everyone else's fault, and I question myself a lot. And some other stufff.
Why have you done this to me?!? Why....not? I mean really...it had to be done.
do you want to vist blinky back in russia? Oh, you know I do. He's my dad-E, after all.
WHY DON'T YOU RETURN MY CALLS!? *sniffle* Cuz...you don't give me enough respect! You know?! You think this relationship is just one big joke! Arr!
Do u like Bagels? Yes! I like them a lot.
hi! What color of hair do you have? Hi! I have brown-ish hair, although it is pink or white in the summer, sometimes.
hi!Do you have a cell phone? Woah, irony. I just got one! But you know, it is only on loan for 2 weeks. Yes indeed.
ahh, the power of cheese Mm cheese. *poke poke*
Why hello.i would like to say once again how cool you
are and i would like to ask how you seem to find new things to put in
your profile constantly because i am amazed at the quickness of your
updating skills but also at your wittyness skills....keep up the good work
;) That is an interesting question. o_O;; First, let me say that you are awesome. O-k, it is said. Now..uh, I do not find new things, it only seems that way because I rotate them in a devious manner. Hot dog. See, I haven't used that phrase in several years, but it is coming back!!
Mm cheese. *poke poke*
You mocking me? This hurts.
What religion are you? Oho...I have no idea. I dabble in Katilinaism, but its not going well. Otherwise, i am religion-free.
twentry three, haha! I am ready for evoltion. Uh wow. I am ready too! I think.
this thing messed up when i didn't want to send...i
know it was them...it was!!! they are watching....not safe...continue
later.. It does mess up a lot, I know! I will have to do something about that maybe kind of wow. Wow! Ok. I will be here. Right here. Yes.
WOW, Katilina, I really love you liek soo0 muhc I tink
Ima guna track ur IP and rape u *^_____^* Aww, that is so sweet!! xD!
How many dead, eh Katilina? HOW MANY DEAD?!!?! Too many!! Like 715...just one too many. Erg.
why do u call me erb? Hm, I wonder who this is from. o_0; I love your website, btw. I thought it was a sham, but no! That is so neato. Anyways, I am not sure. It is a cool name, though. I really really like it, and it is familiar to me, so why stop now? I am not sure where it originated, I think it is possible that Erb is a moso creation. Otherwise, twas all me.
Where the hell did you go? Everywhere. It was zoop.
I like you rlyrics. Can I have them? Uhhh. Yes and thank you? Unless you mean my songal ones, and in that case, get out of there, mr fan.
When will you get a back pack instead of carrying your
items in your hands every school day? Signs point to never. I have a blue-shoulder-bag, it is enough.
i hope u fucking die bitch Wooooooo. I am sorry, sort of. ^^
Pass that flaxish ham. Yes sir. I would not want it anyway! I wonder what you will do with it, eh?
Rrr, you sexy thang. I like how you don't ask questions. Just go for it! Yeah!
umm...wow 12 year-olds cussing...what is your site
url? My site URL is http://katilina.com. (Aren't you...there?) I am not 12, nor am I cussing. . . .What a strange question!
Will you pet us faster? We are wet! No.
If you answer all the questions you get, should the page title not be AQ instead of FAQ o.O ??? Uh. Yes! But that is just too confusing for most people. Maybe.
Where did you get moo@shoe.com from? It is from Mulan
Katilina! _Erb I got it from my head! Not from Mulan (intentionally), but good call.
[cat picture] That \really\ wasn't a question.
*bows to the Katilina Goddess* I love your website.
We're making them in school and well...I'd like mine to be spiffy you
know? So I was wondering if you could lend your expertise to a rabid
fangirl of yours (I promise I don't bite.) Eh heh heh? Err, well thanks a lot! Tee-hee, fangirl. That wasn't mighty specific, though. I mean, I just have so very much knowledge there's no way I could share it all! So get back to me with MORE INFORS, k?
I was wondering if I could er...steal your "FAQ" page
and put one like it on my website? Of course you can, it isn't by any means unique!
More infors....well. I'm not sure. I'll take anything
really. I just kind of want help in general, or random tips.Whichever
you prefer. My site is: [here] if you
would please visit it.^_^ Crikey! Either that was a mistake, or you don't need any tips at all, because that is a pretty professional website over thurr. Here's a random tip: use lots of pink fonts! Heh. Or, like, pick a theme and stick with it. And have fun. And be yourself. And so on! WOOOWOwow
Let me count the ways... in which I love this. There are a
lot. You make me wanna samba all night long. Under the stars. And now,
arrives question time ; I noticed nobody else asked how you were. So,
Katilina, how are you? And where would you like to go in Russia? You
been there before? Apologies for making this so long. Take care! Oh, what a nice question! It is like the nicest ever. Squee. I am good, wonderful, happy to be alive. I would like to go to Moscow, because it seems like the place to go. And no, I have never been there! :D
What colour is your shower curtain? Heh, it is sort of a mauve/off-white combo. It's very ugly and a little moldy, but I still live with my folks, so. Blame them!
do you really like neutral milk hotel? Yes, I really do. You ought not to find this strange, since as you can see I have grown up with this website and my tastes have changed slightly. If you think they are totally horrible, maybe in a few years I will like another band, like Cypress Hill. Or, you know. Something.
What is your favorite exotic animal? Hmmm. I want to say it is the trout, but I get the feeling that's not terribly exotic. So! I'll go with the wallaby.
Do you have to pay for the webspace? If not, how did you
get it? Hey now, that's a good question. I do pay for my webspace, although I didn't originally. I'm not sure if you can really get free domain names anymore, but maybe you can? Anyway, mine isn't too much, and I have all the database capabilities and things, so it is pretty nice.
How is your day going today? Did you have a good
breakfast? My day is okay; all the days are very busy lately, though. For breakfast I had an orange and a honey pretzel, which, if you ask me, is as good as it gets!
How old are you? This question makes me suspicious. So I am not going to answer it. I started a website when I was 11. Time has passed. I have aged. I am not yet 20. How old are you? Etc.
What's the best sound(excluding music) in the world? Ooh, I never thought about that before. I guess for me it would be waves crashing at the beach, which is kind of a generic (but honest!) answer.
Where are my socks? Are they missing? The first place I'd check, is your feet. Following that, the icebox. Do you have an icebox? What is an icebox? See, I can ask the questions too!
An icebox is an old-fashioned 'fridge, usually stored in
the basement/back porch. Ah, I guess that answers that question!
Should Reese's have more peanut butter or more chocolate? I don't feel I'm qualified to answer this, since I never had one before (due to deadly allergy!) but on principle, I'd say more chocolate.
Why can't you have Reese's? Because out of all of my food allergies, peanut is the deadliest. And I would rather be alive !
am i a better graphic designer than you? i think yes. you
could never come up with a sammich that great. payner. I bet you probably are, yes. I do like sammiches, usually. moser.
Why do I have to type in a verifying code to send you a
question?!? It is the nature of the beast. Actually, I'll get rid of that in a few days. I swear!
What is the most uber amazing band you've ever heard? *frets* It's hard to answer a question like this because people will hate me, whatever I say. If you mean 'heard live', it would be the Sneaker Pimps for sure. Otherwise, I'unno. I like(d) Slint a lot.
On your survey page, how do you get the side colum to stay
the same while the main page changes? Well, it has a lot to do with frames. Actually, it has everything to do with them. You'd think I'd use a table or something; every day, people tell me, "don't use frames, stupidhead! use tables!" but here we are.
Do YOU want to ask a question for KatilinA? I know you do. Go ahead.
